June 10th, 2006

cat quilt painting

Oh, the horror

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Greyfeld!

  1. Greyfeld cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. Greyfeldology is the study of greyfeld.
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as greyfeld would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and greyfeld would be as small as a pea!
  5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using greyfeld.
  6. Some hotels in Las Vegas have greyfeld floating in their swimming pools.
  7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but greyfeld can not.
  8. Greyfeld can be seen from space.
  9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be greyfeld.
  10. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat greyfeld, though it may feel uncomfortable.
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